People around me know; I see them in the grocery store, pretending to shop, and behind me in traffic, acting startled by my evasive maneuvers. I’ve even noticed the dogs at my local dog park eying me strangely—we cannot trust even our closest allies.
But fear not, oh wise and benevolent Master of Coin & Car! I will NEVER disclose the details of our top-secret missions here on this planet, no matter how they honk or bark at me.
As from Breaking Crypto$ to Revolutionaries the Tech Industry he is a great guy but Sometime it seems he is little out of the world. So this article will definitely tells you this.
Just as surely as the letters of “Elon Reeve Musk” can be rearranged to spell “Serum Love Knee,” I will take the following DEFINITELY TRUE FACTS ABOUT TESLA to my grave!
There were bodies in the trunk of that rocket-strapped Roadster
Tesla’s SpaceX has been the focus of the conspiratorial since its inception, but when Elon ordered a Roadster strapped to the front of the Falcon Heavy before it was launched into orbit, things got extra-weird.
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On the free-thought experiment that is Reddit, one sparked up a conversation with this headline: “Elon Musk got away with the perfect murder by sending the body to mars,” positing that the eccentric billionaire announced the last-minute adhesion of the car as a way to dispose of some unwanted human evidence.
Or did the Roadster really go to space at all?
Just like the supposed wind-swept flag pictured in the images of the first lunar landing, the video footage of the Tesla Roadster cruising through the darkness of space has not settled well with everybody. Some believe the Roadster was never launched at all, calling it all a bunch of phoney-bologna CGI BS easily identifiable as such thanks to the appearance of a “flash” in the clip.
Elon alleges false claims of faulty Model S suspension
The Dogefather himself is the propagator of this theory that suggests the Model S suspension issues of 2015-2016 were largely fabricated by ill-wishers.
Link: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/741411531582115841?s=20
"Elon Musk is an alien"
You can see why some might consider Elon a little too strange for this world. Did you see his SNL appearance? There’s also the fact that he’s obsessed with getting to space. And this—
Link: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1289051795763769345?s=20
Google and Tesla will merge:
Tesla has poached talent from all sorts of organizations and industries, so it wasn’t entirely surprising when Jason Wheeler left his position as VP of Finance at Google to take up a post as CFO of Tesla some years ago. It was enough to get some wheels turning, though, prompting one Redditor to post this. “Crazy conspiracy theory: what if Alphabet (Google) and Tesla are planning to merge and Jason Wheeler was a mutual plant as interim CFO to explore Tesla’s financials in prep for some wild symbiosis?”
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